This is from Last Week's Oscar Poll (If there's still time you can vote)
#10 Michael Moore making eyes at Heath Ledger and Jake GyllenhaalÂ….all night (Giggity Giggity)
#9 Forget Keira Knightley, I want to see a Judi Dench Wardrobe Malfunction!
#8 For the (Palestinian) film PARADISE NOW to win, just for the acceptance speech. "Death to Israel. I'd like to thank my mom. She says to keep my speech short, and Death to Israel."
#7 Lots and lots of mooning (except from Michael Moore)
#6 Host John Stewart spends the night defending the Administration and the War, and then rips off his mask at the end to reveal he's Dick Cheney, who promptly shoots Michael Moore with a pellet gun
#5 After a one minute time-limit, winners have to complete their acceptance speeches while ducking dodge balls supplied to the crowd
#4 Somebody wins and starts in on their acceptance speech, only to be told, "Oh wait: I read the wrong name."
#3 Joan Rivers actually dies on the Red Carpet. It doesn't affect her interviewing skills
#2 Best Actress nominees Keira Knightley and Charlize Theron show their support for BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN by making out for ten minutes
And the Number #1 thing I wanted to see (and it almost happened!)....
#1 During the singing of "It's hard out here for a Pimp," the nominated song from HUSTLE & FLOW, a gang war breaks out between the cast of CRASH and the cast of MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA. Michael Moore killed in the crossfire
What do/did you most want to see at the Oscars?
#10 Michael Moore making eyes at Heath Ledger and Jake GyllenhaalÂ….all night (Giggity Giggity)
#9 Forget Keira Knightley, I want to see a Judi Dench Wardrobe Malfunction!
#8 For the (Palestinian) film PARADISE NOW to win, just for the acceptance speech. "Death to Israel. I'd like to thank my mom. She says to keep my speech short, and Death to Israel."
#7 Lots and lots of mooning (except from Michael Moore)
#6 Host John Stewart spends the night defending the Administration and the War, and then rips off his mask at the end to reveal he's Dick Cheney, who promptly shoots Michael Moore with a pellet gun
#5 After a one minute time-limit, winners have to complete their acceptance speeches while ducking dodge balls supplied to the crowd
#4 Somebody wins and starts in on their acceptance speech, only to be told, "Oh wait: I read the wrong name."
#3 Joan Rivers actually dies on the Red Carpet. It doesn't affect her interviewing skills
#2 Best Actress nominees Keira Knightley and Charlize Theron show their support for BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN by making out for ten minutes
And the Number #1 thing I wanted to see (and it almost happened!)....
#1 During the singing of "It's hard out here for a Pimp," the nominated song from HUSTLE & FLOW, a gang war breaks out between the cast of CRASH and the cast of MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA. Michael Moore killed in the crossfire
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