Little Known Facts about my Mother

    Tomorrow is my mom's actual birthday, but she likes to say you celebrate a birthday week, not just one day, so I thought I'd get things rolling by revealing the ten most little-known facts about my mom:



    #10 You know that Bon Jovi song Shot Through the Heart? She's playing rhythm guitar in the video.


    #9 She and her three sisters were the original Marx Brothers.


    #8 Mom once beat Gary Player in a Skins game in South Africa (though in fairness to Gary, she was playing from the Ladies' Tees).


    #7 You know that 1 out of 5 Dentists who refuses to chew Trident? Brainwashed by my mother.


    #6 Every time you hear "Girl from Ipanema" in an elevator? It's always her playing it.


    #5 She once killed the president of Paraguay with a Spork.


    #4 Mom invented the Internet.


    #3 She owns 324 pianos, 503 giraffes, and 36, 412 snowmen. (But she always wants one more.)


    #2 At night Mom dresses up in a patriotic leotard (with cape!) and thigh-high boots to fight crime.

    and the number one little-known "fact" about my mom.....


    #1 Along with Stephanie Powers and Mary Tyler Moore, one of the co-founders of the North American Academy of Ninjas. Yes, that's right: Mom's a Ninja, so watch your step when you hate on me.


    up next: more of my mother

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